The cry of the looniest is for smaller and smaller government. This is exemplified by the T-Bag Movement which constantly rails about the inherent beauty of a smaller government by which they appear to be calling for 27 of them to run Washington which will be promptly (and I mean promptly) renamed Reagan.
OK if you want to go all the way it will be Reagan DR. The District of Reagan will no longer contain any of the alphabet soup agencies of yore but will contain a much smaller Congress quite possibly housed in the Reagan Monument, formerly honoring our initial president.
The Reagan Memorial, the one where some old guy now sits pondering the future of the country without slavery will now feature a horse and rider watching a movie of John Wayne discovering the west.
It’s gratifying to learn my children and grandchildren will someday visit us from Reagan State out in the northwest. I can only hope Reagan Airport runs better in Seattle than it does in Reagan DC.
Our brand new form of government will adopt a few of the finer moments of Hamid Karzai’s Afghanistan. Nominees of the Democratic (I’m an old fashioned Democrat) party will have to be approved by the ruling 27. As they have done in Afghanistan and in Iraq many nominees will be taken off the ballot because….
As a result all will be well in Reaganland, the Home of the Reasonably Free and Plenty of Brave Talk.
As soon as we get the government off our backs we will be able to drill, baby drill and before you know it oil will be seeping our way without the hindrance of oil platforms.
As soon as we get the government off our back we will be able to mine coal without the damn miners asking for this and that. Poor guys can’t see in the dark and we won’t let them burn candles. Crybabies. Bunch of commies.
As soon as we get the government off our backs our individual states will be able to clearly define who is and who is not a valid citizen and won’t it be wonderful to send Them back to Texas which we stole fair and square from Mexico.
As soon as we get the government off our backs we will be able to pass financial reform and allow our major banks to operate without these ridiculous restraints the socialists, communists and fascists in the current administration are always talking about.
As soon as we get the government off our back we will be able to travel down the highways on a horse while we text and phone other freedom loving Americans.
As soon as we get the government off our back.
Another critical timeline in American history.
The Kentucky Derby is up for grabs on Saturday. Observation: never bet against Calumet Farms. A modest piece of whimsy since it no longer exists but won me twelve big ones ($12.00) at college when twelve big ones came in handy for eating purposes. I was at a fraternity beer festival with friends and a few big time Illini athletes who had never heard of Calumet and in this particular year – Ponder. And no I don’t know what this comes to in Euros.
Ultimately the Calumet Farms owner, Warren Wright, died and his heirs turned it into mush. Another cautionary tale of greed.
Calumet produced horses like Whirlaway, Armed, Citation, Coaltown and Alydar. In the end it became another scam like Madoff and Rothstein. Alydar was killed for the insurance or so the story goes.
Note: This is what comes of reading the sports pages since I was seven. Obviously no good can come of this.
Still Liberal at 83
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